Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Auspicious Beginnings...

Friday, February 1, 2013 3:36 PM By crosswaysnet , In , ,



The challenge: Create a new genre - "Cozy Apocalypse Mysteries"

Take One...

More Ideas for the T-shirt Biz

Friday, January 15, 2010 11:46 AM By crosswaysnet , In , ,



I'm a Consultant. I charge what I'm worth... then add 300%.

I'm a Lawyer. I speak a language you'll never understand, and I charge $300 an hour to translate it for you - and you still won't know what I'm saying.

I'm a Pastor. I'm highly-trained to mystify God's plain text.

Ideas for a T-Shirt Biz...

Monday, December 28, 2009 11:38 AM By crosswaysnet , In , ,




No, seriously - I'm looking into it. Open to suggestions, so long as I get to copyright them! Here's the start list:
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Oh, you're still here.... Why is that?

Please, stop, now... Shirt can only absorb so much meaningless blather...

Can't we all just get along?
Apparently not...

Texas Weather

Wednesday, July 29, 2009 11:16 AM By crosswaysnet , In ,



Dear Diary,


April 10:

Just moved to Texas! Wow! Would you look at all those wildflowers?! Who knew bluebonnets could grow in oceans like that??

Bram Likes...

Thursday, February 12, 2009 11:27 AM By crosswaysnet , In ,



a. Go to Google
b. Type your name and the words "likes to" all in quotation marks. (e.g. "Stephen likes to")
c. Report back on the first ten things that come up for your name.

Mind you, it's not so easy with MY name, but it's doable. And I've learned SO much about myself!

According to Google, Bram apparently likes to: